what we do

we won't fix your printer

We use technology to solve problems.

We've built large, enterprise-grade information systems. We've built hand-crafted bespoke credit card processing engines. We've built platform-based data warehousing. And monster document management housing millions of documents and terabytes of data.

We've also built tactical utilities to just bally-well make a problem go away.

We're a bit like the A-Team, just without the amazing van and* fear of planes. We do like it when a plan comes together.

Who We Are

staying on top

say hello to the squirrel

It's nigh on impossible to keep up with all the incredible developments in technology, but we won't stop trying.

From machine learning to Raspberry Pi to app development to messenger bots, we set aside time to just have fun with new technology. An interactive machine learning messenger app that runs on a Pi? Cool.

We constantly explore the new tech so that we can at least wing it reassuringly. And we then put some of it in to real life action, just to prove we're not totally full of it.


make tech work

it just needs a cuddle

We don't just turn it off and on again. I mean, we do do that, but then we get nuts-deep in to how it all works.

And then we make it work harder.

Our collective futures will be guided by the technology. (And pictures of cats, probably.)


give a little bit

ah yay for the warm and fluffz

The Cortexologists are a mixture of homegrown Guerns and Johnny Foreigners - but we're united in our love for Guernsey. We're proud and fortunate to live in such a beautiful place.

We do what we can to give back, whether that's using our time and expertise to help out with tech problems or else just sponsoring stuff.

Fluffy Stuff
* Actually Mr T does now have a pretty sweet van and that's absolutely definitely not as a result of nominative determinism. OK, foo'?