We are IT professionals with an unashamed passion for understanding how things work.
Not everyone understands the beauty of an elegant solution to a difficult problem. But it's what we do.
We take our work seriously; just not ourselves so much.What We Do
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Matt's biggest (and most irritating) asset is his attention to detail. Whether it's spotting bugs in code or spotting grammatical errors in other people's work, Matt will find it and tell you about it.
Usually with an obnoxious smirk on his face.
After a long spell at University honing his analytical skills, Matt has spent the last 15+ years applying them in Guernsey.
Tip: don't interrupt him if he's in the zone - usual signs are air drumming, fixated stare on random object and/or swearing prolifically - unexpected behaviour
may will result.
Marc is living proof that delivering IT solutions should be fun. With no shortage of inappropriate jokes and a penchant for punishing people who leave their computers unattended, Marc's no holds barred approach means things get done; and they get done right.
(Sometimes even first time.)
With 15+ years' experience spanning London and Guernsey, Marc never shies away from a challenge.
In fact, if you need something doing, tell him it's impossible and watch him prove you wrong.
Or draw a phallic shape on it.
Jase is a full-on code monkey with an unhealthy taste for
mince pies* biscuits and unnecessarily tight ball-hugging jogging bottoms. He particularly likes systems that are protected by 18 layers of VPN / security / authentication and definitely won't whinge about it at any available opportunity.
But he's pretty handy with Blazor, so we let him off. Just don't leave your
biscuitsfoods unattended. It's been known to cause power outages.
* We've been told that a love of mince pies is not a thing. We don't believe this but have amended the profile under duress due to aforementioned outages concern.
Staniel Deadman is our platform ninja. If you need a platform. And a ninja. Then he's your man.
Although he is a little short to be a storm-trooper.
That's why he likes platforms! Geddit!? Right? You know, to stand on. Oh.
ANYWAY, if you want a SharePoint potion conjured up (with a pinch of Powershell), then he's your dude. He especially digs doing SharePoint upgrades - the older and more out of date the version the better. SPS Portal Server 2003 to SharePoint 2019 Enterprise? NO PROBLEM! AND moreso if they have an unholy mishmash of custom solutions that haven't compiled in decades. He loves that.
Just be warned that he hummmms. I mean, like, not in a stinky way. In a musical way. Except not very musically.
Danny claims to be "passionate about writing clean, maintainable code and producing software that is easy to use, accessible and that effectively meets client needs." We assume that means good things because all we really know is that Danny is easily the most stylish person in the office. Admittedly that's not saying a great deal, given that jogging bottoms are de rigeur around here, but still. His Rupert the Bear impersonation is second to none.
If that wasn't enough, Danny is (a) easily the tallest person in the office and (b) drinks tea by the kegful.
Oh, and he's pretty hand with teh codez too, which is useful for a company like ours.
pretty much do all the real work.
There's nothing to be confused about. Unless you don't receive the Cortex email newsletter. In which case, yep, this could be confusing. It's a metaphor.
Bob crops up in many places. Usually Git commits and demo portals.
Barbara is a make believe accounts persona. "She" sends invoices but that's about it. And that's mostly just Matt in a dress. (We have an actual proper real-life accountant for actual accountancy duties.)