Latest news && updates from Cortex HQ.

also the cycle of continuously posting this everywhere
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Technology gets SAASY

2022-10-28 11:03:16
Sassy. Saasy. Get it?
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Jase's new wheels

2022-10-24 16:46:12
if you've never built a computer do you even computer
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2022-10-14 10:04:44
jobz. innit.
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Samsung M8 Smart Monitor review

2022-10-04 07:03:38
smarty pants baby yeah
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ohh so if you RTFM it does work
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don't be a waste of space
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hooray for the sounds of silence
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RIP Ma'am

2022-09-08 18:48:58
A true Queen
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Automating WinSCP to deploy site

2022-09-08 11:33:45
you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors in
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Dubious Git Ownership

2022-08-31 11:31:56
sounds dodgy af mate
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2022-08-08 12:46:53
you know. like a bundle. from school days. right?
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Happy Summer 2022

2022-08-07 12:45:38
splish splash splosh
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digitally interned

2022-07-27 12:43:50
no not like that you weirdo
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marketing shmarketing
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Check out my Pi-Hole

2022-07-09 12:56:32
i don't want to dock with your hole thank you very much
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The Month In Tech: July 2022

2022-07-01 17:59:51
super bonus extra month
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Blazor Server + Windows Auth (AD)

2022-06-30 12:55:21
and i'm not talking about fancy school uniform
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Can AI ever be sentient?

2022-06-23 10:26:11
skynet is scary man
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we're definitely not just making it up as we go along
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The Month In Tech: June 2022

2022-06-10 12:28:22
step away from the flag and let's rewire our futures
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Future Rewired 2022 is coming

2022-06-03 08:25:41
lovely jublee
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Tech podcasts round-up

2022-05-22 12:16:32
Ear candy for the soul. Or something.
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To Print Or Not To Print?

2022-05-12 12:14:17
We won't fix your 3d printer either
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TMIT: May 2022

2022-05-06 10:04:29
It's out jim, but not as we know it.
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handle this mofo
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TMIT: Apr 2022

2022-04-01 10:00:49
fool me once... (possibly twice)
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CortexCoin - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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.NET Development with Docker

2022-03-31 13:37:55
permission to come aboard, captain
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26 Year Old Quake Lighting on Hue

2022-03-29 05:24:00
because bored programmers will always look for ways to scare their family
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Q1 2022 NEWS! FROM US!

2022-03-25 17:38:23
Careering inexorably into Spring like a slinky on the Niesen Mountain
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forgive us our MySQL sins
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can't believe nobody asked where the name came from
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Playing Duke Nukem 3D in 2022

2022-03-15 14:20:31
but can you play it on a fridge?
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fastest way to get it all in if it's really big
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TMiT: March 2022

2022-03-04 15:47:41
chips, nfts and apples. like a weird shopping list.
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TMiT: Feb 2022

2022-02-25 15:51:56
poor facebook! said no-one ever
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you can also ask why it's called Bragi
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Heaven forbid you'd ever actually want to do this
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2022-01-28 15:42:51
the bad, the bad and the bad (and the ugly)
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unexpected flashers are a real problem
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this is of virtually no use or interest to anyone
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happy cortexmas 2021!

2021-12-17 13:46:08
it's the event of the year
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will make your HTLM look right nice
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who hasn't faced this problem amiright?
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Announcing.... Bragi

2021-09-10 14:02:02
no not the woodworking thing
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spring-y news-y-letter

2021-05-07 13:43:47
spring highlights and that sort of malarkey
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my site was hacked. sort of.

2021-04-14 14:42:32
Matt's that is. Not us. we wasn't. we's good.
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Say hello Danny. Go on.
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Exciting news!

2021-04-01 13:33:38
crazy new partnership will revolutionise what we do innit
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.net5 Console App

2021-01-22 14:27:45
coding like it's 1985
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aye, corona

2021-01-01 13:29:02
it's a new year and the world is still upside down
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october snooooze

2020-10-30 13:50:17
nobody mention covid
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bye j5

2020-10-30 10:11:00
another one bites the kool aid
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October property data stats

2020-10-29 17:42:00
The name's Bond... Property Bond
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stop hiding

2020-09-25 13:51:58
actually, no it's OK
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2020-03-09 11:58:32
it's a webcam.
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holy moly it's a whole new year

2020-01-19 23:00:17
where, how.. what. wait. it's 2020? crumbs.
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guernsey global game jam

2019-11-21 11:23:32
'cos games are teh win
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november snoozeletter

2019-11-21 11:22:39
the monthly newsletter. 3 months after the last one.
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because the "developers built this" look is sooo 1990s
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future rewired

2019-09-18 12:44:37
and there was us thinking wifi was taking over
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welcome Jason

2019-09-02 15:23:51
especially for us... we didn't need ten good reasons to offer Jason a job.
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digital internship starts today

2019-07-15 07:11:50
our work place is like all work places (honest)
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bye bye beasty

2019-07-12 17:04:06
sniff; the alumni grows
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Nobody mention that it was supposed to launch in January...
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June amuseletter is here!

2019-06-27 13:26:17
packed full of jam and marmite
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It's all go around here

2019-06-26 06:43:49
I will save you the cryptic Counting Crows reference
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It's not just shiny over-priced cheese graters you know
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May Newsletter is out!

2019-06-02 21:45:04
We'd been doing really well about getting these things out on time. But this is a good one.
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J-5 is alive

2019-05-14 15:49:30
Meet Cortex's latest indoctrinee - Jonny Spice Boy no. 5.
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April Newsletter is out

2019-05-01 07:30:43
That's two months in a row where the newsletter has been out on time. Woooo.
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RPA can become the sticky plaster of the business process world. It’s great in the short-term but nobody wants to wear plasters forever.
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On the state of AI in 2019; it ain't all skynet and glowing eyes
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March newsletter!

2019-03-29 12:43:45
In March and everything!
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Opinion: what opportunities exist for Guernsey to use modern technology?
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Not all innovation is disruptive.
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Seriously. Nobody needs a folding phone. But that's not the point.
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February newsletter

2019-03-01 22:42:24
We've sent out the latest newsletter - it's the Feb edition - in March.
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March looking mad

2019-02-28 23:26:10
Matt's getting his speak on - relentlessly
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GP The Panel 5: Programming

2019-02-26 23:38:56
Thoughts on where to start coding if you fancy a career in tech
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GP The Panel 4: Voice Assistants

2019-02-19 23:36:16
Alexa... are you listening to me?
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GP The Panel 3: Automation

2019-02-12 23:33:43
Is automation going to put us all out of a job?
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Everyone got really excited about blockchain and then it sort of just - stopped being interesting.
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Interview with Marc Beavan and Matt Thornton - Founders of Cortex Technologies
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GP The Panel 1: 2019 Tech Trends

2019-01-29 23:08:16
The first of 8 entries in The Panel - this week - our top tech trends for 2019
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happy new year 2019!

2019-01-24 22:39:45
Well. Crikey. What's in store?
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Social Stuffs Starting Soon

2019-01-02 22:46:28

happy holidays!

2018-12-24 22:37:24
how is it nearly the end of the year?
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Curious about George?

2018-12-06 23:05:06
Welcome to George... how will he fare using a Mac?
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stay tuned with the snoozeletter

2018-12-01 14:34:11
Because you don't get enough spam as it is.
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new staff!

2018-09-24 12:25:30
Yay for growing the team!
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Enter the Beast

2018-09-19 22:28:43
OK, hiring is becoming a bit frenetic now. Must calm down a bit.
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when penguins go on a sunbed

2018-09-04 22:31:30
You get an orange penguin. It won't make any sense to you.
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Unsocial medyeah

2018-09-01 07:19:39
We're pretty rubbish at this whole new instachatgrambooker stuff.
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New staff!

2018-08-23 22:13:50
Can't keep the 'hello' thing going - despite that being the obvious intro
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Hello... offices?

2018-04-02 13:10:55
Have you seen our view?
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Open for business and hiring

2018-03-12 22:17:55
Join Guernsey's innovative tech startup
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hello, world!

2018-01-10 19:55:15
Ah, the old hello world post. It had to be done really. Cliched, maybe - but that's us. Or is it?
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